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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About dylanger16 : Im awesome.

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Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (4560)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34486) - you deserved it (3049)

On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

#21276185
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34012) - you deserved it (3775)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

#21247445
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (4697)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38696) - you deserved it (129993)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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