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dylanger16

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dylanger16 : Im awesome.

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dylanger16's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33796) - you deserved it (3022)

On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (3341)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35654) - you deserved it (4689)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38556) - you deserved it (129463)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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