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Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25755) - you deserved it (2223)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34072) - you deserved it (13949)

On 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by its ok to cheat!? - United States (California)

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33905) - you deserved it (2616)

On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)



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