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Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27619) - you deserved it (9720)

On 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by its ok to cheat!? - United States (California)

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)



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