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Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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