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dwyoung
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (1055)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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