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About dwesty : Hi, I'm Dillon. I live in Alaska. I work as a bouncer and babysitter and you may be surprised at how similar the 2 are. I have a little girl and seem to spend way to much time on FML, but she sits with me and laughs at others misfortune too. Send me a message, I'm usually down to chat
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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
Friday 19 September 2014