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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 95
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dwesty : Hi, I'm Dillon. I live in Alaska. I work as a bouncer and babysitter and you may be surprised at how similar the 2 are. I have a little girl and seem to spend way to much time on FML, but she sits with me and laughs at others misfortune too. Send me a message, I'm usually down to chat

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Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (3398)

On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44900) - you deserved it (5039)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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