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dwarrior1877

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
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Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42363) - you deserved it (5637)

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