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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25384) - you deserved it (3634)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML


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On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

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