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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (9658)

On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44589) - you deserved it (4221)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123191) - you deserved it (9256)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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240 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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