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About duzitickle : my favorite show of all time ever is 12 oz mouse, i dont like punctuation, my cup is almost always half-full, and i believe in ghosts.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Friday 5 February 2016