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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 664
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About dutchy86 : Engineer in the (avionic) defense industry. I like to travel a lot and meet new people! I am also a FML addict.... I read it multiple times a day (makes me feel good).
visitors of my profile, if you visit the Netherlands, or just want some fun... then PM me.

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50183) - you deserved it (28349)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML

Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML


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