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dustymuffler
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 April 1997 (17 years)
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43826) - you deserved it (7002)

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