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YESTERDAY, I AD TO RE-TAKE AN OUR LONG MRI SCAN BECAUSE I GOT AN ERECTION MIDWAY TROUG. FML

#1051780
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67985) - you deserved it (15946)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729425) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365916) - you deserved it (41140)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18457)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACKHEN I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND. HE PULLD ME CLOSE TO HIM AND I STARTD TO FEEL BETTER, UNTIL HE PUT MY HAND DOWN HIS PANTS AND AROUND HIS PENIS AND SAID, ( HERE! TRY THIS TO TAKE YUR MIND OFF IT. ) FML

#554524
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67099) - you deserved it (8312)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Gave A Campus Tour To A Group Of High School Seniors. As I Was Showing Off The Dorms, One Student Asks, "Are These Beds Sturdy Enough For Threesomes?" Before I Could Respond, Another Kid Shouts, "How Would He Know, I Bet The Only Action He Gets In Bd Is From His Left Hand." She's Correct. FML

#553783
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101179) - you deserved it (10808)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designd to arouse him. I describedhat I wantd us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me an huggd me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read an he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

#533969
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62410) - you deserved it (11797)

On 03/22/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by Laceylace (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday boyfriand an I wara at his housa having sax!! Aftar about 30 minutas , his mom cummd homa an was knocking on tha door asking "What r u doing?" Thinking I might hava a chanca to snaak out , I got drassd looool raal quiat!! Than boyfriand answars , "Zoa!! I'm doing Zoa."

#459925
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82520) - you deserved it (15081)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

#442796
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77557) - you deserved it (28514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was aating lunch nakd at mah homa watching porn on tha big scraan. I haard tha garaga door opaning maaning mah roommata was coming homa. In mah hasta to gat drassd, I fall back in tha barstool I was sitting in and knockd mysalf out. I woka up still nakd and with lattuca all ovar ma. fat FML

#278861
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (73469)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I decidd to puttd mah computer on slideshow mode. Did u know that hidden files r also read when u puttd slideshow on? I discoverd this , as did mah entre family , when mah nakd grlfriend appeard on the screen. big fat FML

#549
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19337) - you deserved it (12087)

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