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dumbblonde1432
  • Town/Country : boulder, colorado
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 June 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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