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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1983 (30 years)
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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69088) - you deserved it (9545)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54718) - you deserved it (27488)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (5452)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

#15522363
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45750) - you deserved it (3670)

On 03/27/2011 at 10:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41933) - you deserved it (28630)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

#15512355
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36500) - you deserved it (4212)

On 03/27/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28451) - you deserved it (9868)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51568) - you deserved it (3987)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -



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