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dudeman1212
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 December 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3523
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dudeman1212 : my name's Adam

guitar, and reading about people's shitty days

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Visits<b>Lee_Mimbs</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:52pm<b>Marsgrover</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 2:31am<b>classicate</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:46am<b>ebroks</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 4:28am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 1:09am<b>BlondeAnonGirl</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 11:47am<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 8:15am<b>IAm123</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:30pm<b>katelynrose2532</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:18am<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:46pm<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 4:50am<b>maddie_xo</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 11:12pm<b>shamrock95</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 4:22pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 8:47pm<b>haiku575</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:32am<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:18am<b>jamaarlove</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:38am<b>carolyn_m</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:16pm

Fucked!<b>classicate</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:46pm<b>maddie_xo</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 4:50am<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:18am<b>xninix</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 9:40am<b>jamaarlove</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 10:21pm<b>Emma1562</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:33pm<b>dcs00</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 5:12am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:41pm<b>annabel138</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 10:39pm<b>do7aaa</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 5:31pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 12:34am<b>smileyemsen</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Psychotique</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:21pm<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 3:40pm<b>emilygibson</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:14am<b>lindseydaniellle</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:00am<b>patts_</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:05pm<b>abby1212</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:10am

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dudeman1212's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

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Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

by KilledTheMoment / 11/23/2014 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could you stop pushing that button, there are kids sleeping." FML

by Virginy / 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm / France / Transportation

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

by deathstar3548 / 09/22/2014 at 6:58am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

by HiImAlfredo / 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Geek

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

by sharkgirl4 / 08/25/2014 at 12:17pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 12:14am / United States / Love

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

by oops / 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (California) / Transportation