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About dudeitsdanny : My name's Daniel. I'm a pokemon obsessed, Zelda obsessed, music loving nerd. I'm picky, but open-minded. I'm smart, but sometimes I act like a complete idiot =) I'm a sucker for love. I love Disney, particularly Toy Story. There's so much to me that I can't fit on here, really.. I TRY to reply to messages, but sometimes I don't get the chance: I'm mostly on from my iPod, so it's not as easy as it is from a computer. I'm pretty funny, but I'm also sweet and pretty laid back. Give me enough of a chance, and you won't be disappointed.
Look for me on Twitter (@dudeitsdanny), I'm more likely to reply there.. And I follow back, cause I haven't deluded myself into thinking I'm hot shit ;P
And, just to clear this up for the idiots concerned with it.. I used to like to moderate FMLs, and if I saw a good one with terrible grammar, spelling, or badly formatted, I would fix them and post them.
That's why I have so many unapproved FMLs.
Sad that so many people are so concerned.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
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On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML
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On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML
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On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML
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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)
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