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dudehey
  • Town/Country : LA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1084
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dudehey : there's so much to learn about me and too little room in this box! message me 'll answer(:

Wake up bake up
Gotta get my cake up
Choked out loced out blowing hella smoke out

Fuck what haters say, i do it my own fucking way.

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33975) - you deserved it (4267)

On 03/27/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Angel1000168 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25125) - you deserved it (39979)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said 'I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years, grow the f*** up, dumbass.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13347) - you deserved it (62275)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

#13152326 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (23108) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23952) - you deserved it (23865)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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