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Wake up bake up
Gotta get my cake up
Choked out loced out blowing hella smoke out
Fuck what haters say, i do it my own fucking way.
LIVIN' YOUNG AND WILD AND FREEE
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015