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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1344
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dudehey : there's so much to learn about me and too little room in this box! message me 'll answer(:

Wake up bake up
Gotta get my cake up
Choked out loced out blowing hella smoke out

Fuck what haters say, i do it my own fucking way.

macmillllerbestdayeverbitch

LIVIN' YOUNG AND WILD AND FREEE

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (51987)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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229 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (33432)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (33432)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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