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  • Number of visits : 337
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that every single picture that I have looool ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also recieved. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (25986)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I Tried To Be Seductive To Get Intimate With Mah Boyfriend!! He Commented On How Sexy I Looked, And How Badly He Wanted Me, Then Asked Me To Move Because I Was Blocking The TV, And The World Cup Match He Was Watching!!

#21192852
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (15410)

On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

#21086140
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41291) - you deserved it (7467)

On 03/13/2014 at 11:36pm - love - by wabbyfish (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40176) - you deserved it (22337)

On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, girlfriend trid to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bd . FML

#20863117
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49386) - you deserved it (6295)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

#20862871
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (92590)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today Mah Wifa Is Totally Convincd That Sha Was Abductd By Alians Last Night, All Bacausa Sha Fall Out Of Bd. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (2241)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half yeres we've been together. FML

#8586594
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (6805)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States

Today I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice an fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me an the driver got out. I then said hello to mah husband's new car. FML

#7305863
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (20794)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married 4 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

#3785387
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72743) - you deserved it (12173)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by broooooock (man) - United States

TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (101019)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)



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