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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants… Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24.… Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I…