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duckman9
  • Town/Country : Zurich, Switzerland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1400
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About duckman9 : I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
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Sex is like poker: If you don't have a partner you better have a really strong hand.
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I'm in love with my bed, we're perfect for each other, but the alarm clock just doesn't seem to want us together. Jealous whore!

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