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About duckman9 : I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
Sex is like poker: If you don't have a partner you better have a really strong hand.
Internationally Renowned Expert at life-de-suckification
I'm in love with my bed, we're perfect for each other, but the alarm clock just doesn't seem to want us together. Jealous whore!
I dare you to message me :P
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015