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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1872
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About duckie227 : My life is one big FML

and someday I will be 'confirmed'

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duckie227's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML


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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML


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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML


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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML


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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML


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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML


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On 03/04/2010 at 2:41pm - misc - by dpod121 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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