About dubloq : I like snowboarding, skateboarding, and above all, hunting. No, I'm not a redneck I just like guns a lot. Im a quiet person but once I get to know you I'm a lot more outgoing, so shoot me a message and you'll see. Snapchat me: @dubloq
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dubloq's favorite FMLs
Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML
by jasmith / 11/18/2012 at 2:45am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
by mfischer / 11/16/2012 at 4:40am / United States / Miscellaneous
by fuzz94 / 11/14/2012 at 4:06am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
by scaredinnyc / 11/13/2012 at 8:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by poserpilot / 11/12/2012 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Health
by embarassedmuch / 10/30/2012 at 12:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
by Skidmark Sally / 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
by SoSexy / 10/07/2012 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
by Porkchop05 / 09/06/2009 at 1:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only… Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper.… Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just…
- Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.… Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.…