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About dubloq : I like snowboarding, skateboarding, and above all, hunting. No, I'm not a redneck I just like guns a lot. Im a quiet person but once I get to know you I'm a lot more outgoing, so shoot me a message and you'll see. Snapchat me: @dubloq
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Today.. . my looool girlfriend claimed se was a Viking cuz se's pale and as blond air . Se also warned me tat if I piss er off se'll go 'berserk' on me . Se demonstrated by smacking me in te nuts wit a wooden spoon . FML
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend cummd and sat on my lap. She landd directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. mega FML
Today , I was looking at tattoos an fell in love with a really cool looking one , so I decided to get it . I later showed it to a friend who is a cop . He informed me that it is a gang tattoo . I think I just put a target on mah ankle . FML
Today... while working at the daycare... I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours... I scooped up three human teeth... a rotten log of shit... a tire iron... a condom wrapper... and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. mega FML
Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on mah boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticd something crunchy in mah mouth. Turns out, he went digging 4 treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in mah mouth. FML
Friday 27 March 2015