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Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT GIRLFRIEND CAN DO HEATH LEDGER'S "JOKER" VOICE PERFECTLY. I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE SCARED OR IMPRESSED. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 11:05am - love - by nerdgirlmickey (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Calling My Husbandhile Driving. While The Phone Rang, I Farted. As Soon As The Horrid Smell Hit My Nose, My Husband Answered. I Panicked And Hung Up Quickly, Thinking To Myself How Embarrassed I Was Because He Could Smell It. I'm An Idiot. Big Fat FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilethen I felt something brush my shoulder . I turned around in fright, an one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat an into the toilet, making me fall sideways an hit my face on the toilet roll holder . I now have a black eye . It was my hair on my shoulder . FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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