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dtseng1025
  • Town/Country : Miami, FL
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 August 1986 (25 years)
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147905) - you deserved it (55395)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (28930) - you deserved it (13821)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5951)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (25942) - you deserved it (1578)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31345) - you deserved it (6470)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)



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