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dsw144

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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1892
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About dsw144 : hi! I'm Natalie and... well ya

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Today, mah daughter was putting cloths in the drier when she yelled, ( Mom!! The drier won't start! ) I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, ( Oh. I didn't know that mattered. ) She's 15. FML

#21331580
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

Today , I helpd a very large elderly man,ho thankd me and trid to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him , "We are not allowd to accept tips from customers." His reply was , "You're going to take this fucking money," and shovd it in my pocket. I'm now being written up fir it. FML

#21304848
54 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the middle of a boring class, mah friend offerd me some Smarties!! We're not allowd to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway!! As I puttd them in mah mouth, mah "friend" stood up an yelld that I was doing ecstasy!! I might actually get expelld!! FML

#21301367
90 comments

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On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night an practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML

#21294686
90 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was getting everything ready fir mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new looool bd sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstars I heard mah 7 year old daughter screaming ( Mom!! Help! I ned u right now! ) I panickd and ran downstars, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was mah neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33242) - you deserved it (3208)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today , looool my boss told me to fire the unstable , former military , gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something ( unusual. ) He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." mega FML

#21291174
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (3019)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Yesterday, I realizedhy the lady I had complimentd the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armd costume, lookd so hurt!! She is literally missing an arm!! I'm an asshole!! FML

#21289586
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33985) - you deserved it (12931)

On 11/01/2014 at 8:58am - misc - by That Guy - United States (Florida)

Today , I got in an argument with mah teacher fir always comparing me to mah sister that she had a few yeres before. After I said , "I'm not mah sister so please stop comparing me to her," she respondd , "Of course you're not yur sister , I actually lyk yur sister." FML

#21283210
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33813) - you deserved it (4988)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me an accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34411) - you deserved it (6021)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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