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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dstark26 : Sarcasm is my second language.

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dstark26's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86666) - you deserved it (5233)

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