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dstark26
  • Town/Country : locust valley, ny, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72076) - you deserved it (3780)

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