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  • Number of visits : 30
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dssdnk9 : I'm a dancer and I love dubstep

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Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (4325)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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444 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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124 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 5:06am - health - by Ellowise (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

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65 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked "what's up lovebirds?". Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by dammit_ (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version



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