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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1978 (36 years)
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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30092) - you deserved it (52146)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I looool gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift!! She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas!! As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers!! FML

#14330931
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (5190)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I finally had the confidence to show mah girlfriend mah hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self consciou about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

#13206157
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43061) - you deserved it (6648)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, mah boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

#11027844
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (7655)

On 06/07/2010 at 2:43am - love - by soccerbooty - United States (Texas)

Today, wile playing Star Wars: Te Force Unleased, ma pone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up wit te Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Boyfriand Of Two Yaars Said Ha Would Finally Taka Ma Somawhara Romantic. I Spant Day At A Star Wars Convantion. FML

#7936771
134 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

Today, My Boyfriend Humpd Me To The Tune Of The Imperial March From Star Wars.

#7398429
161 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Watching Star Wars : Attack Of The Clones, An Yoda Was Using The Force To Move A Heavy Object. While In The Middle Of Mah Loungeroom, I Instinctively Put Mah Hand Up To Use The Force To Help Him, Infront Of Mah Father An Sister. My Sister Will Never Let Me Live It Down. FML

#7212401
131 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off . He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes . real FML

#6126776
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (3808)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

#5622961
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (14160)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... I LITERALLY STOPPED TRAFFIC. I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AN A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON ME. BIENG PHOBIC OF BUTTERFLIES... I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OH... AN I AM 17... CAPTAIN OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM... AN IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. MY GRLFRIEND LAUGHED THE HARDEST. FML

#4525487
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40564) - you deserved it (21459)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50573) - you deserved it (9560)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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