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drzhottie148
  • Town/Country : New York City, Europe
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4070
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About drzhottie148 : I live a fucked life on a daily basis.

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Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14579) - you deserved it (8610)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35773) - you deserved it (19239)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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