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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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