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by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous
Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML
by bonsai_girl / 05/31/2015 at 10:19am / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Intimacy
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Transportation
by disgusting / 05/31/2015 at 5:13am / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
by bonehead69 / 05/31/2015 at 3:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was exhausted due to staying up all night practicing for the most important performance of my orchestral career. I decided to take a nap to energize myself in preparation of the evening and woke up just in time to realize I'd missed the entire concert. FML
by bruhskoni / 05/30/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TooLoud / 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
by broke and hungry / 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by L_lives / 05/30/2015 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by hellpop / 05/24/2015 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy