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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About drumrgonewild : Im am my own metal bad i do all instruments. I work in a photo lab. And i make my own fun when im bored sometimes fun for everyone else too not for everyones eyes at some times

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Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
395 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

#19983416
249 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML

#19952455
151 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

#19951695
86 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
283 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

#19935872
124 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
157 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

#19894625
73 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

#19885470
79 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
235 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
171 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
74 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)



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