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drummerboy0011
  • Town/Country : calhoun, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About drummerboy0011 : I like tacos and reading

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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26954) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (1090)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)