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Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36664) - you deserved it (2727)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

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On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 5:35pm - animals - by chynna (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

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On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the first time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. FML

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On 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by HeartToFart - United States (Florida)



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