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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 July 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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drumguy218's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

#21119041
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47531) - you deserved it (12095)

On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

#21021435
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41218) - you deserved it (5383)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

#20961117
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27390) - you deserved it (9945)

On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45548) - you deserved it (4108)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

#20583228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37270) - you deserved it (3735)

On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

#20540752
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32301) - you deserved it (4907)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44169) - you deserved it (5801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML

#19727827
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21594) - you deserved it (3620)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16923) - you deserved it (18683)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24508) - you deserved it (4109)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28816) - you deserved it (2268)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

#18336172
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (8403)

On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (4845)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (36890)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)



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