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drshn

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7173
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About drshn : A global person with varied interests. I like to follow politics, movies, lots of TV series, football (not the American one but the real one), etc. Living in the best city in Europe - Berlin. And a decent guy!.

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drshn's favorite FMLs

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML

#21521050
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18300) - you deserved it (1612)

On 01/30/2016 at 3:56am - kids - by MandieL - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML

#21506801
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (3371)

On 12/23/2015 at 4:06am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

#21506777
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21015) - you deserved it (1655)

On 12/23/2015 at 1:54am - love - by Nothing Special (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

#21506547
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (1594)

On 12/22/2015 at 11:53am - love - by pabj208 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

#21506427
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (1836)

On 12/22/2015 at 12:50am - love - by ThankYou! - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21260) - you deserved it (1523)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

#21504691
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (2126)

On 12/17/2015 at 4:10am - intimacy - by NotSoComfortable (man) - Italy (Veneto)

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

#21493135
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

#21491254
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (1390)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm - love - by SayItToMyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML

#21491028
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (2195)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML

#21490675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/10/2015 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to lower my stress and anxiety, I tried out an anti-stress coloring page on my phone. I couldn't get the color to evenly fill inside the lines and it stressed me out even more, to the point where I started crying at work. FML

#21490662
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20747) - you deserved it (3481)

On 11/10/2015 at 12:52am - work - by coloring is not for me - United States

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

#21490607
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (7193)

On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, at a bar, I overheard two attractive men speaking in French. I went over and tried to introduce myself with what little French I know. They looked at me like I was crazy and then said in English, "What are you doing?" Turns out they weren't speaking French. FML



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