About drshn : A global person with varied interests. I like to follow politics, movies, lots of TV series, football (not the American one but the real one), etc. Living in the best city in Europe - Berlin. And a decent guy!.
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Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML
by fyreangel / 11/10/2016 at 4:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/06/2016 at 11:31am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Love
by ozzy / 11/06/2016 at 4:18am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML
by scooterbyrd / 11/06/2016 at 1:08am / Miscellaneous
by Wheresthecreamfilling / 11/03/2016 at 2:03am / Intimacy
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
by HomeImprover / 11/02/2016 at 1:34pm / Transportation
by UnicornWaffles / 10/23/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by StillAVirgin / 10/17/2016 at 11:23am / Denmark / Love
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
by Cow lover / 10/12/2016 at 10:13am / United States (New York) / Love
by mermaidkeels / 10/10/2016 at 9:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my husband brought me breakfast in bed. Don't get me wrong, I'm very thankful and love him even more for the thought. But the only problem with breakfast in bed is that you have to eat what they bring you, even if it's bad. FML
by B.B / 10/07/2016 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could… Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My… Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on…