drshn

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/29/2016 at 10:14pm)

drshn

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8026
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About drshn : A global person with varied interests. I like to follow politics, movies, lots of TV series, football (not the American one but the real one), etc. Living in the best city in Europe - Berlin. And a decent guy!.

drshn's page activity

Visits<b>Reeza</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 12:42pm<b>demix</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:36am<b>delichick</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 5:09am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:22am<b>uhohitslisa2</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:40pm<b>DraconicFeline</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:56pm<b>AndyPandy918</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:34pm<b>MountAndDoIt</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:25pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:53am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:28pm<b>dieselchemist</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 6:56pm<b>mybabybella</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:58am<b>jnugzzz</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:11am<b>chillaxed</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:51am<b>HiddenTigres</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 8:57am<b>Aggie86</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 8:08am<b>fringeisawesome</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:47am<b>shelbycaryl</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:07pm

Fucked!<b>BrightBlue87</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:04am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:40am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:32am<b>amyfox1718</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:31pm<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:39pm<b>mercedesm</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:27am

drshn's FML badges

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of drshn's badges

drshn's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend got engaged. To get his girlfriend to say yes, he had to agree to dump me as a friend because she doesn't want him being best friends with a girl. FML

Today, I overheard my ex bragging to his buddies about how freaky his new girlfriend is, what with her animal tail butt plugs and such. Towards the end of our relationship, he called me disgusting for suggesting we spice things up with handcuffs. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 1:15pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

by LongDriveNoSleep / 05/24/2016 at 6:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

by Whyme? / 04/27/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

by kaleighf / 04/27/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, the only constant person in my life is the guy that smokes outside my apartment building. FML

by Is_This_Real / 03/30/2016 at 4:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

by ameremanapparently / 03/26/2016 at 8:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

by anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 6:19pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I called to see if my bridesmaid's dress was ready. They told me it had already been picked up, the bride's mom picked up the dress and got rid of it because she doesn't want me in the wedding. FML

by buttercup92 / 03/13/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

by singleasapringle / 03/13/2016 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Love