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drshn

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5511
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About drshn : A global person with varied interests. I like to follow politics, movies, lots of TV series, football (not the American one but the real one), etc. Living in the best city in Europe - Berlin. And a decent guy!.

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drshn's favorite FMLs

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14292) - you deserved it (1182)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML

#21433801
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20595) - you deserved it (2420)

On 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm - misc - by slowcomputer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML

#21433097
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22092) - you deserved it (1913)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (3163)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

#21432817
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21502) - you deserved it (2293)

On 06/27/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

#21432771
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (2948)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26787) - you deserved it (2216)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

#21432649
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24588) - you deserved it (1860)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (2076)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

#21432392
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22123) - you deserved it (7234)

On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

#21431510
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (5357)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29123) - you deserved it (3113)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML

#21430685
116 comments


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