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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
by only my life / 04/22/2014 at 6:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by LeaveHimAlone / 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, while researching tea etiquette for Sunday's tea, I read, "to put milk in your tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry." I suddenly panicked that this very lack of knowledge is why I haven't met a man who wants to marry me, and that I never will. I'm only 23. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by WhyMe6495 / 10/06/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML
by icanteven / 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
by brycepetrillo / 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by single again / 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
by nice guys finish last / 08/20/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read… Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a… Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap…