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Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

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On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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