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Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43038) - you deserved it (6102)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

#21009908
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38379) - you deserved it (3038)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML

#20138333
100 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

#20135378
129 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
185 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
111 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

#17809445
160 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
457 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945
60 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)



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