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drolemox
  • Town/Country : Laudun, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 118
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About drolemox : Hello! I'm french and speak english a little. If you want to send a message, i love it, see you later!

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91770) - you deserved it (5471)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50348) - you deserved it (2767)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39620) - you deserved it (3944)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)



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