About drolemox : Well, i have to warn you i'm bad in english, in french we say i'm a "grosse quiche" :-D. So i'm going to speak simply...
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I like: to dream, black humour, "American Dad!", desserts (especially the "pâté aux prunes"), mojitos, running, NFL and NBA, heavy metal and hard rock), Tv shows, books (thrillers, sci-fi and french literature like Maupassant, la Fontaine, Rabelais)
I don't like: to loose, rap/rnb, says "pulzze" instead of "puzzle", blood sausage, to dance, root beer, tv advertising.
And i also like private mails, so you'll can post one after the bip...
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