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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About drivingmissdaisy : Hi my name is Daisy! I'm a freshman in college and I have the best boyfriend ever! Instagram : drivingmissdaisy21

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML


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On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I entered my late twenties. My hair's falling out and I'm putting on weight at light speed. At least I can keep my youthful appearance with the acne I still suffer from. FML


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On 06/05/2014 at 7:12am - misc - by hifhfan (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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