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About drivingmissdaisy : Hi my name is Daisy! I'm a freshman in college and I have the best boyfriend ever! Instagram : drivingmissdaisy21
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014