About dri_dri : I'm a very easy going, happy girl :)
Things I like:
-animals
-family/friends
-color green
-the country
-camping
-softball
-sunsets
-traveling
-music & movies
If you like the things I'm into then cool :) if not then don't worry bout it you'll probably never meet me.
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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)
Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
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On 01/19/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
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On 01/19/2013 at 11:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)
Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)
Monday 17 June 2013
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