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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 628
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39961) - you deserved it (7297)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32914) - you deserved it (3583)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28068) - you deserved it (2997)

On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45266) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by mynameisnotdrew (man) - United States (New York)

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