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drego5's favorite FMLs
by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by why / 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
by fingwhore / 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by d4rkxf0x / 07/22/2014 at 11:54am / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML
by Ob3nie / 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by morgan_rumm / 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by unwanted daughter / 07/02/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Alex / 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Kids
by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
by STOP / 05/08/2014 at 9:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love