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drego5's favorite FMLs
by aprouddaddy / 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Summer Loving Happened So Fast / 12/02/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/30/2014 at 8:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML
by Trainer Calypso / 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
by 404: fuck not given / 11/23/2014 at 11:34am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Turnaround / 11/07/2014 at 7:28am / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…