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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 5056
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About drego5 : I gotta be me.

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Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (69268)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (3227)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13967) - you deserved it (28707)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (3550)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58005) - you deserved it (4460)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (2995)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (2995)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15005) - you deserved it (41521)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51464) - you deserved it (8623)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24945) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42146) - you deserved it (4628)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." And then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML

#18888313
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34124) - you deserved it (3147)

On 01/23/2012 at 4:56am - work - by FuturePolice (man) - United States (California)



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