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  • Number of comments : 25
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Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

#18550931
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29323) - you deserved it (2374)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15114) - you deserved it (38898)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (4084)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
143 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26643) - you deserved it (4451)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (12236)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29486) - you deserved it (1925)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4923)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48412) - you deserved it (7717)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42106) - you deserved it (5129)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States



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