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drego5's favorite FMLs
by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/11/2015 at 12:56am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anon / 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by fullalove / 12/10/2014 at 1:34pm / United States / Love
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
by unlovedandunfucked / 12/10/2014 at 1:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm / Ireland (Galway) / Love
- Today, after years of public sector pay freezes, I finally got a 1% pay rise. Thanks to an increase… Today, it's my birthday. You want to know how I've been spending it? On the toilet for the past few… Today, I went into Walmart to buy some new pants. After realizing they fit perfectly, I took them…