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Today,hile I Was At The Dentist, I Couldn't Stop Gagginghen He Trid To Puttd A Tab In Mah Mouth To Get An X-ray. As I Left, I Overheard Him Saying, ( I Feel Sorry Fir Her Boyfriend. ) FML

#21238932
147 comments

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On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

TODAY, I LISTENED TO BEST FRIEND DESCRIBE AVING SEX WIT ER BOYFRIEND IN EXPLICIT DETAIL. TIS WOULD AVE BEEN FINE, BUT ER BOYFRIEND IS LITTLE BROTER. FML

#21222459
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On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." real FML

#21218442
103 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found the iPod touch that mother claimd was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bd, still loggd in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
97 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I texted mah mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that mah parent had just gotten divorced. FML

#21206148
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On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I overeard my moter talking to er friend... and using me as an example of ow it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
82 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah dad told me that I was concievd while he and mah mother were high on LSD. He then stard into the distance, mumbld "Probably explains a few things" and chuckld to himself. FML

#21182176
47 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by Alex (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, mah daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but mah wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

I found out that mah wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
117 comments

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On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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