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drego5's favorite FMLs
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
by LocallyBrewed / 02/26/2015 at 11:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/11/2015 at 12:56am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anon / 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by fullalove / 12/10/2014 at 1:34pm / United States / Love
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
by unlovedandunfucked / 12/10/2014 at 1:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm.… Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he… Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit…