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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6167
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About drego5 : I gotta be me.

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drego5's favorite FMLs

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40336) - you deserved it (3155)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93258) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

#19420745
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15022) - you deserved it (21678)

On 04/06/2012 at 11:41pm - love - by Amber C - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30330) - you deserved it (4672)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40779) - you deserved it (3382)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (41219)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (41219)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

#19406628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14415) - you deserved it (32761)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8928) - you deserved it (39555)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (2124)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

#19397932
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34871) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (33052)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41952) - you deserved it (2798)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41952) - you deserved it (2798)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (3282)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)



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