About drego5 : I gotta be me.
drego5's FML badges
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
drego5's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 8:07am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Queen_Dread / 05/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Love
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Turnipseed3 / 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Love
Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML
by mathguy / 05/03/2012 at 8:16am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy
by sockmonkey / 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Steve / 04/28/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work