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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 8:07am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Queen_Dread / 05/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Love
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Turnipseed3 / 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Love
Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML
by mathguy / 05/03/2012 at 8:16am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy
by sockmonkey / 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Health