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Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by kenz - United States
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by Trey Deluna - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I tried to get my license. To get that, I needed to show proof of school enrollment. I graduated early, so they told me to get a copy of my diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would need a valid driver's license to access my diploma. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by paradox - United States (Texas)
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by roobb (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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