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Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML

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On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML

#21296872
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On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
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On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confrontd my boyfriand aftar I found im caating on ma wit my bast friand. It andd up wit ma apologising for spying on im. FML

#21293948
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On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
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On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying... she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her... an asked me fir bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. real FML

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On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, ma co-worker spent te afternoon taking online personality looool quizzes and messaging everyone te results. Se was particularly proud of one wic told er se was a ard-working overaciever. My boss walked by just as te message fir tat one popped up and I got in trouble fir slacking off. FML

#21273209
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On 10/07/2014 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday mah girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a ( unique enough gift. ) I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
130 comments

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On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In relatd news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house 4 a different kind of activity. FML

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On 08/23/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked mah husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought 4 a few moments, then said, "Uh, u shit quietly." FML

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109 comments

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On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today looool , I had to awkwardly grab mah pink dildo after mah husband's friend askd what it was that mah dog was chewing on. mega FML



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