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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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drego5's favorite FMLs
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by roundtherose / 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by oink oink... / 10/12/2013 at 9:19am / United States (Texas) / Love
by easily amused / 10/12/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Kids
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
by hubby / 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
by katt_is_here / 10/06/2013 at 1:51am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by EconM / 10/03/2013 at 11:38am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 7:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
by SerenityJ / 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by so_screwed / 09/25/2013 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids