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drego5's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
by _schaden_freude / 12/27/2015 at 12:31pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by ph2222 / 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
by FuckThis / 08/31/2015 at 9:16am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
by Silver_Jet / 08/30/2015 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm / Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia) / Work
Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 4:04am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids